You need lemons to make lemonade, and you don’t have any lemons.ĪDon’t feel bad, don’t feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too! In case you don’t get it, you’re a terrible cook. The salt on this food is enough to kill an earthworm. You’re so hairy that when you went to the zoo, they locked you in the gorilla cage. So disappointing.Īre you telling me I’m boring to talk to? 8. Talking to you is like stepping on a leaf in autumn and hearing no crunch. What makes you think you’re any better? 7. Can we normalize telling you that you aren’t so wonderful? 🤓 Suggested read: 35+ Dark Humor Jokes To Make You Laugh 6. This statement cuts with alarming accuracy! I guess you prove that even God makes mistakes sometimes. That’s why I don’t talk to a lot of people. You still weren’t able to soak up any knowledge at all. So much for allowing the stream of knowledge to rain down on you. If someone tells you this, get back at them with, “Wow, you’re such a clever person!” They’ll have to figure out if you’re being sarcastic or not. No one noticed when you left that’s how insignificant you are. Otherwise, they might tell mean jokes about you too! Just remember to keep things light and casual so that no one’s feelings get hurt. If you like to throw good insults now and then to your closest friends as a way to start conversations, make sure to get a chuckle out of them. 👉 Looking for more ways to insult people? Take a look at more funny insults! Please stop yourself from giving advice no one wants or needs. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither. If only people we don’t want around us will disappear. Tell this to toxic people in your life! 14. You should really come with a warning label. There’s a reason why American people love watching RuPaul’s Drag Race.
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“It looks like she went into Claire’s boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said ‘I’ll take it!’” - Bianca Del Rio, a contestant from the TV show RuPaul’s Drag Race says to fellow contestant Joslyn, Fox. At this point, can anyone really say this is an insult? 12. “Get a grip, get a life, and get over it.” - Alyssa Edwards, RuPaul’s Drag Race “You wanna do good things? Be a fucking nurse.” - Logan Roy, Successionīrian Cox’s Logan Roy character always delivers the best insults. What’s that supposed to mean? Don’t believe the stereotype! 10. I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash.īurn!!!! 9. Or you can just say you’re projecting a mysterious image! 7. It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. You should know that believing in “Honesty is the best policy” can hurt sometimes. I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, but to be fair, I don’t like your lies. Common sense is relative! What’s common for you may not be common for others. If common sense is common, why are you without it? Who are you? God?ĭo you really live your entire life so high and mighty that you think you can judge people’s lives? 4. Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had the authority to judge me. Tell this to douchebags who keep pestering you even when you tell them no.
Please do tell me more about your amazing life. Whatever your reason is, here are the best insults of all time to get you started! 1. Maybe you’re showing a twisted sense of affection to your friends or you’re really angry and want to hurt someone with your words. There are times when you just need to throw an insult. 👿 What Are the Best Insults of All Time?.
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